You guys really need to see this. It's from sf_drama.
http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/1064337.html?style=mine

So, a while back there was this girl who swore she was childfree, but, she got pregnant.
She insisted she was keeping the baby for purposes of soshul experiment.
http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/276552.html?style=mine

She has the baby and names it Pandora Astraea Radagast Annextiomarus Dalía Ondine Xeziriq Amethyst L. Or, P.A.R.A.D.O.X.A.L.

Well, yesterday she wasn't happy with the way Planned Parenthood was dealing with her partner, Rayne's vasectomy appointment. What does she do? She cancels the appointment and decides she will perform the vasectomy herself. Rayne does not like this idea and up and leaves with the baby.

Screencap of the day's events.*



The entry where she tells us we can't be her friend if we don't think she is competent enough to perform said vasectomy.

The "abduction" post in the baby's journal.

* Start with the "PLANNED PARENTHOOD is a crooked business" entry and read up. Also, note the timestamp on the entries. Most of them happen over a few minutes.
( Does bitch not look crazy? )

Knock knock
Who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

The oppression has lifted, but, only slightly.
Today I work at 8:30am.
And, I'm off at 3pm.
Won't somebody, please, think of the gay.

Come into my room. There's something I want to show you.


Photo courtesy of gitanes_ journal.

I love the fact that effectively arguing a point means one is a troll.
Over and over again.
http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/697622.html
http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/991369.html

rfjason, hardvice, and, hepkitten, along with a few others have made stupid_free and sf_drama so much more interesting to read lately. Thanks to all of you.

Also, girlpirate made cupcakes. See icon.

got it from agateway
Some calls may be recorded or monitored for training purposes.
British Telecom sales call

I don't know what's safe for work and what's not. All the bad words are bleeped.
Jimmy Kimmel's response to Sarah's "I'm F*cking Matt Damon"


Can anybody find a version that isn't bleeped all to hell?

For reference:
http://qweerdo.livejournal.com/592662.html
http://qweerdo.livejournal.com/593522.html

So, now we have pocketedmap apologizing to jameth here. He sounds like a decent guy. It's a good apology, if you ask me.

But, eurisko97 is still going strong.

Oh please. I could care less about The LJ drama crowd

http://eurisko97.livejournal.com/474077.html 
"(Note to LJ Drama folks- I know it's hard for yawl to contemplate what sleep is since yawl have no lives and check people's journals round the clock, but to put a complicated abstract concept in simple terms for you, your comments have no chance of getting responded to by me until after 7 PM CST at the earliest.... try and show a little intelligence, k? Cause the joke really is on you if you waste your time here.)"

http://eurisko97.livejournal.com/474468.html What?

p.s. Still not getting email comment notifications.

Hilarious and NSFW Geisha English Lesson

This kid is gonna be a hell of a salesman.

I found him because he linked to one (maybe all) of one of the featured videos on youtube's main page:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCunD-_mOwQ

This is my new favorite song. All the bad words are bleeped.

ICYMI: Tanisha from "Bad Girls Club"

Posted 2 Hours Ago

In a clip from Oxygen's "Bad Girls Club", Tanisha gives her roommates a rude awakening.

Thanks laynerox

It started with this:( Read more... )

I really do miss 1984

I just found gizoogle via someone in sf_drama

10 Commandments
Thou shalt not kizzy. Thou shalt not commit adultery crazy up in here. Thou shizzay not steal. Thou S-H-to-tha-izzalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour n' shit.

I just translated this entry with the gizoogle textilizer in which I said:

I hate this New Year's bullshit. It's fine for everybody else.
Not that I don't have anything I need to change, but, I can do that any day. I learned that awhile ago.
Let's see.
There's smoking, spending too much time on the internet, eating better, exercise, school (there's always school), getting out, not caring that a guy who was repeatedly an asshole to people in my journal removed me when I called him out on it (No. Seriously. Why do I care?). That's just a start.
Basically, I need to do things differently. Everything.
Hate it.

And, I can't stop laughing:

I hate this New Years bullshit. Its fine fo` everybody else.
Not tizzy I dont hizzy anyth'n I need ta change, biznut, I can do tizzle any day so i can get mah pimp on. I learned that awhile ago.
Lets see.
Theres sippin' doggy stylin' too mizzle tizzy on tha internet, eat'n betta, exercise, schoo` (theres always school), gett'n out, not car'n that a homey who was repeatedly an asshole ta thugz in mah journal removed me wizzy I called him out on it (No. Seriously cuz Im tha Double O G. Why do I care?). Thats jizzle a start.
Basically, I need ta do th'n differently . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Everyth'n.
Hate it.

And, nicolemarieh is a secret I will keep until the day I die.
( always back up your racism )
I got this from kriostoir