I'm not gonna risk life and limb for a Monday

qweerdo @ 2008-07-23T11:18:00

2008-07-23T18:15:33Z

qweerdo @ 2008-07-22T10:45:00

2008-07-22T17:42:36Z

Shirley Maclaine is on the View promoting her book.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck just asked Shirley about some radionics something or other.
Shirley: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Elizabeth: It's right here on the card (referring to her notes.)
Shirley: Well, it may be on the card, but, I'd have to find it in the book because I don't remember.

I would love to be on that show just so everytime Elizabeth opened her mouth I could tell her to Shut The Fuck Up.

As they went to commercial you could hear Elizabeth saying that she was gonna find it in the book.

qweerdo @ 2008-07-22T09:53:00

2008-07-22T16:50:16Z

Chris Kattan got married?
ETA: To a woman?!!!

qweerdo @ 2008-07-22T05:10:00

2008-07-22T12:07:48Z

Happy Birthday
cipster
&
misterkickass (yesterday)

moonrock & verybadlady

2008-07-20T16:37:36Z

I'm not sure what this girl is trying to do in stupid_free, but, she mentioned you guys by name:
http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/1062131.html

qweerdo @ 2008-07-20T08:18:00

2008-07-20T15:15:54Z

Happy Birthday
ghastlymess

From marykae and possibly others

2008-07-19T15:09:54Z

http://www.drhorrible.com/

qweerdo @ 2008-07-17T08:30:00

2008-07-17T15:28:02Z

Happy Birthday
ahleeeshah

qweerdo @ 2008-07-16T22:14:00

2008-07-17T05:11:39Z

So, funny thing. I somehow sent all my LJ notifications to my spam email box.

Coconut: The Video

2008-07-16T20:56:41Z

And, completely unrelated, let me show you this ED article that was pointed out in jameth's journal. It is one of the funniest I've ever read.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/KCFireplug

I killed it.

2008-07-16T20:07:14Z

And, I drank its blood.

then I opened it up

and ate its guts

thanks to bill_mckay for the idea.

qweerdo @ 2008-07-16T08:12:00

2008-07-16T15:09:54Z

Still no comment notifications. It's really kinda sucky.
I did find this though:
http://www.livejournal.com/tools/recent_comments.bml

Is that new? It very helpful in this situation.

qweerdo @ 2008-07-15T21:33:00

2008-07-16T04:30:13Z

I haven't gotten one single comment notification all day.

To themoonfell:

2008-07-15T00:33:16Z

This is fun.

Love,
qweerdo

575

2008-07-14T14:22:55Z

Happy Birthday
christopher575
&
noahismyidol

qweerdo @ 2008-07-13T20:08:00

2008-07-14T03:05:42Z

Earlier I watched The Salton Sea.

Now, I am watching American Meth.

That's a lot of meth in one day.

qweerdo @ 2008-07-13T16:20:00

2008-07-13T23:17:34Z

can't see the cake for the towel

Buckwheat Honey

2008-07-13T21:16:37Z

Can ya see how dark that is? It looks like molasses. Delicious AND pleasing to look at.
I am using it to sweeten my Breathe Easy/Throat Coat (NOT Honeybush!) teas that I am drinking.
I also add a packet of Emergen-C to each cup of tea.
I make the best tea.

qweerdo @ 2008-07-13T05:14:00

2008-07-13T12:11:51Z

Happy Birthday
lawngnome25

Oh, yeah

2008-07-13T04:33:13Z

And, I'm am getting so sick that I had already called in to tomorrow's shift before I was halfway through today's.

qweerdo @ 2008-07-12T21:10:00

2008-07-13T04:07:49Z

Bullshit

2008-07-12T17:36:07Z

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2008/07/james_paroline_the_new_kitty_g.php

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/jamieson/370576_robert12xx.html

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/370251_beating11.html

I am really tired of the way the news keeps spinning this story. (Yes, Jason said it first. And, I really like his slant on it.)

They keep using the term "beaten" or "badly beaten" as if the man was repeatedly punched. No. He was punched once. His head fell against the concrete. That's what killed him.

Sure, he didn't deserve to die. But, nobody is talking about the role he played in his own death.
First, he put traffic cones in the middle of a public street. To protect a garden hose. He was willing to inconvenience anybody that drove down that street just to protect a hose.
Second, he sprayed someone with a hose. Who the fuck thinks that is even remotely ok? And, also, understand that while that is not the kind of "OMG! You tried to kill me!" assault, it is assault, nonetheless.

So, again, he did not deserve to die, but, I am not crying over one less asshole in the world.

ETA: That middle link up there is the worst. But, I'm pretty sure ROBERT L. JAMIESON Jr. is a known idiot. He is likening the dead man to Kristopher Kime. Kristopher was killed when he jumped into a riot to protect someone else, iirc. Defending someone is not the same as dousing someone you're already in an argument with.

qweerdo @ 2008-07-11T11:18:00

2008-07-11T18:15:11Z

Sick. :(

I'm stuck drinking hot tea in the middle of Summer in hopes that it will loosen my congestion.
I just made that sound a lot worse than it actually is. The tea is good and it's not even warm in my apartment yet.

I'm not even that sick. Just congested and really tired. And, whiny.

qweerdo @ 2008-07-09T14:08:00

2008-07-09T21:05:08Z

I'm fixing myself some Snoqualmie Ice Cream when I happen to look at the ingredients. Corn syrup is listed 5th. After cream, milk, skim milk and sugar. And, they try to call it gourmet. Granted, it is some good ice cream. But, if you're gonna put corn syrup in something, you might as well be making dog shit. That's how much better things taste without it. And, that's not even to mention the adverse health effects it has on so many people.

Still not smoking.

Still walking to work. Sometimes on my way to work I see a boy about 10 walking a pit bull. This is awesome in so many ways. First, pit bulls are scary. I don't give a shit how nice they can be. And, even if this is the nicest pit bull in the world, there is no way in hell that little boy would be able to control it if it decided it wanted to chase something. It's just further proof that by and large* the people that are drawn to pit bulls are idiots. You do not put a little boy in charge of a dog that is at least his size.

*I did not say "all". I know that there are some decent pit bull owners out there.

A little boy got his finger stuck in the conveyor belt at work. His mother was on the phone. It's bad enough that she was on the phone while she was being checked out, but, the fact that her kid got hurt because she wasn't watching him closely? Idiot. He's okay, btw.

Does anybody know how to get a ringtone from iTunes to go to my phone? I paid 99 cents for that fucker. Goddammit! I want it!

qweerdo @ 2008-07-08T08:41:00

2008-07-08T15:38:47Z

Happy Birthday
salacious_pop
and, more importantly (sorry, Allen)
Happy Birthday
Leona (felizlahdedah)