urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo Everybody on the internet is taller in real life...except Jimmy qweerdo@gmail.com Jimmy 2010-01-06T03:06:15Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:965607 2010-01-06T03:06:15Z 2010-01-06T03:06:15Z <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/booju_newju/1322303.html?thread=109289535#t109289535" target="_blank">I want everybody around me to wear this shirt.</a><br /><br />Now, FLY MONKIES! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:965060 2010-01-05T23:34:15Z 2010-01-05T23:37:50Z <lj-embed id="513" /><br /><br /><q>Well, the manager, Vale, assured us that the 15-20 employees at the hotel would be paid...eventually</q> ~newscaster<br /><br /><q>also be sure to mention that the video doesn't even do this shit justice, they not only pay workers late but there is no money in the payroll account, they intimidate people out of trying to collect wages, and they have no worker's comp insurance so people are working in hazardous conditions. oh and they're using child labor- the manager's 14 year old son is working in the restaurant under the table. oh and they misreport wages and tax info to the government.</q> ~<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_hildeaux' lj:user='hildeaux' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://hildeaux.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://hildeaux.livejournal.com/'><b>hildeaux</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:964662 2010-01-05T17:33:22Z 2010-01-05T17:36:17Z <a name="cutid1"></a><br /><img alt="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003w2r70" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003w2r70"><br /><br /><img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003w1ft7" title=""><br /><br />I was preparing to make a post to <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_stupid_free' lj:user='stupid_free' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif' alt='[info]' width='16' height='16' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/'><b>stupid_free</b></a></span> yesterday but decided against it. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:964476 2010-01-04T15:41:33Z 2010-01-04T15:47:02Z Hi, you guys. Mandy's (<span class='ljuser ljuser-name_agateway' lj:user='agateway' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://agateway.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://agateway.livejournal.com/'><b>agateway</b></a></span>) laptop has finally given out. And it's pretty much her connection to the outside world.<br /><br />A little background (very little because it's not really my place to tell her entire story.)<br />Mandy's very sick. And has been for a long time. She's not getting better (I hate saying that part outloud). But she's also not dying tomorrow.<br />She's on the dreaded fixed income.<br />She also has a daughter who is pretty cool.<br /><br />This is not a request for the newest-fastest-bestest-OMGLAPTOP. It would be nice if she didn't have to buy a POS laptop, but, even that she could probably work with. She's good with computer things.<br /><br />If it was last year at this time I'd be able to do this all on my own without your help. But this year has been hard on everybody and I'm not in the same position I was before.<br /><br /><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><br /><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"><br /><input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="10921351"><br /><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/btn/btn_donateCC_LG.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!"><br /><img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_US/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1"><br /></form><br /><br />I don't know what else to say. I should probably just leave it as is and put it into the hands of the internet.<br />Mandy's really fun and has been the source of many lols and lulz.<br />I would appreciate any of you that wanted to copy this to your own journal or wherever else it might go. <br /><br />Thanks, you guys.<br />If you have any questions just ask.<br /><br />Oh, hai. I'm a quick thinker. If anybody has an old laptop that still works that they would want to donate, that would also be awesome. I'm sure we could cover any shipping. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:964327 2010-01-04T05:41:18Z 2010-01-04T05:41:18Z <a href="http://dragcave.net/view/5YIL"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/5YIL.gif" style="border-width: 0" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:963898 2010-01-03T05:51:51Z 2010-01-03T05:54:41Z but, fuck it. Y'all remember Claire?<br /><img ljaddtriggersobjectstatus="mousedown" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/002x23f9/s640x480" alt="002x23f9" border="0" height="480" width="360"><br /><br />Her mom brought me cocoa and HOMEMADE MARSHMALLOWS. I am enjoying that while I wait for the video to play. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:963673 2010-01-03T05:37:45Z 2010-01-03T06:29:22Z <a target="_blank" href="http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=3023"><img ljaddtriggersobjectstatus="mousedown" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003tz155/s640x640" border="0" height="360" width="640"></a><br /><br /><lj-embed id="512" /><br /><br />p.s. When kitty smacked my face she actually drew a tiny bit of blood. <br /><br />p.p.s. I'm eating the last <strike>shrimp</strike> prawn while I wait for the video to work.<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: line-through">Maybe it'll play for you guys. I can't get it to work.</span><br />It works. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:963337 2010-01-03T05:35:31Z 2010-01-03T05:35:31Z I JUST MADE A VIDEO AND IT'S NOT PLAYING ON YOUTUBE YET AND IT IS SO FRUSTRATING urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:963323 2010-01-03T02:04:42Z 2010-01-03T02:04:42Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4238570343/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2511/4238570343_41de84dbbe.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4238570343/">World Class Hotties</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:962920 2010-01-02T21:46:19Z 2010-01-02T21:46:19Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4237839031/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2651/4237839031_52a460fd86.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4237839031/">Popped Collar</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:962587 2010-01-02T17:35:48Z 2010-01-02T17:35:48Z Happy Birthday<br /><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_mskitty23' lj:user='mskitty23' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://mskitty23.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://mskitty23.livejournal.com/'><b>mskitty23</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:962365 2010-01-01T20:37:04Z 2010-01-01T20:37:04Z Last night I went to <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_thisiserika' lj:user='thisiserika' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://thisiserika.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://thisiserika.livejournal.com/'><b>thisiserika</b></a></span>'s sister's apartment and drank mimosas<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=3018"><img ljaddtriggersobjectstatus="mousedown" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003tshfw/s640x640" border="0" height="480" width="640"></a><br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=3019"><img ljaddtriggersobjectstatus="mousedown" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003tt670/s640x640" border="0" height="480" width="640"></a><br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=3020"><img ljaddtriggersobjectstatus="mousedown" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003twc1c/s640x640" border="0" height="640" width="480"></a><br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=3021"><img ljaddtriggersobjectstatus="mousedown" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003tx92c/s640x640" border="0" height="480" width="640"></a><br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=3022"><img ljaddtriggersobjectstatus="mousedown" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/qweerdo/pic/003tyg49/s640x640" border="0" height="480" width="640"></a><br /><br /><lj-embed id="511" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:962279 2010-01-01T10:01:23Z 2010-01-01T10:01:23Z Happy Birthday<br /><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_bluebonnets81' lj:user='bluebonnets81' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://bluebonnets81.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://bluebonnets81.livejournal.com/'><b>bluebonnets81</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:962018 2010-01-01T07:38:43Z 2010-01-01T07:38:43Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4233230658/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4030/4233230658_6b097469b9.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4233230658/">Party!</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:961610 2010-01-01T06:29:55Z 2010-01-01T06:29:55Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4233142488/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4233142488_91140fbe8a.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4233142488/">It's so deep.</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:961494 2010-01-01T06:23:25Z 2010-01-01T06:23:25Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4233134028/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4027/4233134028_37ea8d8f90.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4233134028/">I love buttsecks.</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:961050 2010-01-01T06:19:58Z 2010-01-01T06:19:58Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4232357501/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4047/4232357501_1c44bdcda6.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4232357501/">Happy New Year</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:961022 2010-01-01T04:51:17Z 2010-01-01T04:51:17Z <lj-embed id="510" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:960690 2009-12-31T17:59:10Z 2009-12-31T17:59:10Z Lady GaGa - Telephone (Feat. Beyoncé) But I fell back to sleep.<br /><br />So, here's a video from the local highschool. I guess it was featured on CNN.<br /><lj-embed id="509" /><br /><br />The entire video was filmed backwards. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:960402 2009-12-31T14:14:38Z 2009-12-31T14:14:38Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4230555353/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2632/4230555353_6791b41f7e.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4230555353/">Good Morning</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:960223 2009-12-30T14:25:09Z 2009-12-30T14:25:09Z Happy Birthday<br /><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_wesa' lj:user='wesa' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://wesa.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://wesa.livejournal.com/'><b>wesa</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:959768 2009-12-30T03:59:52Z 2009-12-30T04:17:53Z <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/2684726.html?thread=438678582#t438678582" target="_blank">Here</a><br /><br /><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/2684726.html?thread=438715702#t438715702" target="_blank">here</a><br /><br /><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/sfd_anon/8408.html?thread=40859608#t40859608" target="_blank">here</a><br /><br /><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/sfd_anon/8408.html?thread=40774616#t40774616" target="_blank">here (p.s. I love you bellasmommy)</a><br /><br />and, a few more, but, y'know, gin.<br /><br /><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/booju_newju/1302216.html?thread=107537608#t107537608" target="_blank">SOULBONDER!!!</a> <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/2683685.html?thread=438708261#t438708261" target="_blank">relevant link</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:959566 2009-12-28T17:09:50Z 2009-12-28T17:09:50Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4222817906/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4025/4222817906_c39be03190.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4222817906/">Sexxay!</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:959315 2009-12-28T13:54:24Z 2009-12-28T13:54:24Z Happy Birthday<br /><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_rostin79' lj:user='rostin79' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://rostin79.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://rostin79.livejournal.com/'><b>rostin79</b></a></span><br />&<br /><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_vkndfgkndani' lj:user='vkndfgkndani' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://vkndfgkndani.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://vkndfgkndani.livejournal.com/'><b>vkndfgkndani</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:qweerdo:959025 2009-12-28T03:33:40Z 2009-12-28T03:33:40Z <div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4220402895/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2608/4220402895_87aae205f5.jpg" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qweerdo/4220402895/">The purple one is dark chocolate with lavender.</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/qweerdo/">cqweerdo</a>.</span></div><p></p>